Only you can help David get more and better blowjobs

I really don’t want to practice sucking on this toy, but I owe David a blowjob and his cock is too big for my mouth.

I owe my friend David a blowjob, but his cock is too big for my mouth. And by the time I post this I’ll be on the way to owing him a second service.

The fact that you’re reading this may well mean that you’re contributing to this wonderful debt I’m always dying to pay down.

You see, you wouldn’t be reading this at all if it wasn’t for David.  A few months ago, over drinks, I asked him if buying my third cock-cage made me seem a bit obsessed.  He replied without skipping a beat that he owned nine cockrings but only had one cock.  Unspoken was the suggestion that we were aficionados of, rather than slaves to, our fetishes.

That led to a conversation about why I enjoy caging myself, even without a Dom to hold the key for me, which ultimately led to me writing my first piece here on Substack, “Cock Cage Irony”.  Shocked that strangers would enjoy reading my ramblings, and strongly encouraged by David, I started publishing other erotic essays I’d written in the past. New content soon followed.

I promised myself early on that I would acknowledge David’s role in going public with my hobby, and decided that he would qualify for a free blowjob if I ever got to ten subscribers. Well that milestone has arrived and I’m well on my way to twenty, and owing him more yet head.

David would point out that he can get a free blowjob from me anytime he likes.  All he has to do is tell me where and when and I’m on my knees, no questions asked.  It’s the least I can do for a dear friend, but it’s also always my undiluted pleasure to service his beautiful cock.

I’ve had the pleasure of his cock for close to 20 years, but I’ll admit two things.  I’m actually not that good at sucking dick, and David typically doesn’t waste much time with his cock in my mouth.  He’s usually pretty quick to get it inside my ass.

David is the kind of friend you take with you on adventures like getting new genital piercings.  Turns out we use the same piercer (a lovely, straight man who I suspect has handled more cock than the average faggot). David came with me the day I got my most recent body art, a piercing that is a sort of Easter Egg for tops. You’re only ever going to see it if you’re fucking me.

The piercer had me doggy-style on all fours, while he held my balls with one hand and a black marker with the other, and then started consulting with David on the exact right location for my newest crossbar.  I had to work very quickly to conjure up images of dead kittens to prevent an erection. It was incredibly arousing to be treated as an object to be used, but they both had their faces right up in my rear end, and all I could think was don't fart!  I’m sure David saw my sphincter twitch and tighten.

It was David’s cock I turned to after some serious oral surgery a few years ago when I needed to get my jaw working again.  Physiotherapy is expensive, so I tried sucking a dildo like the one in the picture, but it just seemed stupid.  A dildo is a fixed length, girth and hardness no matter how good or bad your technique.  Although it would seem logical to use it to get better at relaxing my jaw I just couldn’t get into it.  I needed a live and responding cock to suck, and David was happy to patiently let me practice.  

These days I can get to the base if he’s soft, but that doesn’t last long.  Once he’s hard I can handle about two thirds of the shaft.  I have no doubt many of you are wanting to try to take all of him.  Some of you probably can.  But now he’s starting to accumulate Rewards Blowjobs and what I really want is to be able to give this King the proper service he deserves.

In the meantime David will likely do what he usually does, which is tolerate my mediocre oral skills for as long as it takes to become obvious that his meat is far bigger than my mouth, at which point he’ll bend me over a chair and start plowing my ass. 

My ass is a really great place for his cock it seems.  It loves being in there and it fits perfectly.  I definitely know when he’s inside. That man gets thick, hard and long.  And he’s a natural born top.  But the reward offer I’ve made him is a free blowjob for every ten subscribers, so I need to be ready to deliver.

It won’t surprise me if David starts recruiting his friends to subscribe, to drive up his free tally.  He will no doubt enjoy reminding me of my mouth’s debt to his meat.  

You can join in the fun too. If you’re not already a follower or subscriber, and if it gives you pleasure to know that you can force me into submission, then subscribe, and tell your friends too.  

You have the power to whore me out and make me blow David even more often than I already do. The slutty, fantasy part of my brain imagines him re-gifting his oversupply of free blowjobs to his friends to use up “before they expire”.

You’re forgiven for thinking this has just turned out to be an advertisement to get more subscribers.

 Perhaps so.  Perhaps it never was about getting more blowjobs for David at all.  If I’m being honest I suspect my true motive all along was to find a way for my mouth to spend more time with one of my favourite penises.  I’ll let you know if it works.

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